What if the personal ads were filled with cyclists?
EMC (Elite Male Cyclist) seeks EFC. Interested in races and rides – both group and individual training. Love hills. Ride a Trek and I prefer that my ladies do too. Sorry – but ‘bent riders need not respond, no wheel sucks and definitely no dopers! Pack filler is OK if they know how to carry the water bottles. Max wattage of at least 300 over 5 minutes, please.
Beautiful Tweed Girl wants Male companion. I love slow rides through downtown, parks and trails. You must know how to wax your handlebars – both on your bike and on your upper lip! No hidden lycra in the closet. Its all wool -all the time – for this girl. Coffee or tea, not beer or liquor. If you show up to our first date on a penny-farthing you’ve got a leg up on the rest of the boys. And if you get that pun, you’re the guy for me!
Give me a Tri! FTW (Fit triathlete woman) seeks male marathoner, du- or tri- athlete to share training and nutrition trials and tribulations. Training partnerships to start, and if things go well mutual post-event leg massages. Ultra-marathoners and bare foot running fanatics scare me, sorry.
Male bike wrench seeks girl with bike. Is your chain skipping? Wheel out of true? Than this guy’s for you. Looking for someone to share advice with. This guy will keep your ride running in top shape. If you spend a lot of time talking about the last shop you went to and what they did for you – I’m not interested.